This is Wonderland.

lairofthewolf asked: "And, yes, my fingers are exactly where you think they are." Ah, but where were your thoughts?

I was thinking about all the lusty things I see on my tumblr dashboard and the lovely, dirty fiends who post them. You’re all mad and I adore you for it!

Just bought this shirt. Anxiously awaiting its arrival.

Just bought this shirt. Anxiously awaiting its arrival.

I am so happy this morning! I’ve decided to share my joy with you, tumblrs. And, yes, my fingers are exactly where you think they are.

Thank God it is Fucking Friday!!!

I am so happy this morning! I’ve decided to share my joy with you, tumblrs. And, yes, my fingers are exactly where you think they are.

Thank God it is Fucking Friday!!!

Happy Hump Day, tumblrs!

Happy Hump Day, tumblrs!

“I may not say it, but I ALWAYS think it. You are my best friend, my soul mate. I miss you every moment you are gone.”

“Mr. Alice”

Je ne pouvais pas demander un meilleur partenaire. Je suis très chanceux.

Pixelated boobs. Happy Monday, tumblrs!!

Pixelated boobs. Happy Monday, tumblrs!!

“Life is too short not to tell people how special they are.”

Alice~*

I woke up with a tremendous sense of gratitude this morning that has stuck with me. I never expected to make friends here; that was not my goal when I started this blog. So no one is more surprised than me to discover that I’ve grown quite fond of so many of you! I look forward to seeing the quirky, sexy, naughty things you post.

There are three people who have become very special to me - each for very different reasons. You know who you are, but I’ve tagged you on this post just in case there is any doubt. I’m probably being overly sentimental, but I don’t care. Life’s too short for you not to know that:

~I get excited to see what you’ve posted.

~When I see your name in my inbox, my heart smiles.

~I think about you. Often.

Friends are such a rare and precious thing, tumblrs. Make sure you tell your friends how much they mean to you.

“It’s one of those days when your passionate enthusiasm just can’t be denied.”

Happy Friday, tumblrs!

“It’s one of those days when your passionate enthusiasm just can’t be denied.”

Happy Friday, tumblrs!

I’ve crossed the 100 threshold!

Thanks in large part to last night’s shout out from my terribly lovely friend Teacher’s Dirty Pet, I now have over 100 followers. Wow! I am truly gobsmacked and grateful. I get a little over-excited for every new follower, but to see the number go past 100?!  Well…I felt a bit like this:

surprised crying

Thank you all for tumbling down this rabbit hole with me. It’s a dark and dirty place full of impossible things. But if you’re curious and brave, you’ll find lots of delicious things to eat and drink.

bottle drink me

xxxo, Alice~*

A friend sent this to me and I had to post it. It couldn’t be more true. And, she has red hair. Thanks, love!

A friend sent this to me and I had to post it. It couldn’t be more true. And, she has red hair. Thanks, love!